Bouncy Snowmen.

Its snowing like mad here. When i was a kiddy wink we used to sing about the snow like we'd go, snow snow go away, come back again on washing day!! Oh, hang on a mo, i think that's wrong, i think it was rain we used to go on about. Well i like rain and i like snow but which ones best? Only one way to find out FIGHT!!!!!

People have snowball fights but nobody has a rain fight do they? I mean they should. Poor rain, it feels all left out. Rain is like the bad cop and snow is the good cop. Poor little rain drop!! You can sledge in the snow and make snowmen and all that but you can't sledge in the rain can you? And you can't make a rain man. I AM THE RAIN MAN. I knew a rain man once, yeah, he was a right drip. BUM BUM. But i like all the rain words like drizzle, storm, pour and when it rains you say things like its bouncing down. Snow can't bounce can it? Imagine that, bouncy snow? The snow would hit the pavement and then bounce back up into the sky. We'd get bouncy snowmen!! Now that would be cool, that be really cool, freezing in fact!!
Yeah man.