That Mysterious Web Bloke

Imagine this....there is a bloke somewhere in Thailand called Andy. He is wearing a silly hat to cover his even sillier hair style and he is sat a computor right now. The room he is sat in is dark and warm. Outside big crickets churp in the long grass. Sweat slowly drips down Andys neck. Lets face it, its not going to drip up his neck is it?? Andy is a computor genius. He could take over the world if he really wanted to. That would be easy peasy lemon squeezy. He wants to fly home, back to England but a massive cloud of volcanic ash won't let him. So, to kill time he does something amazing. He gets hold of my website and gives it a good shake. Andy is the man who does my website for me. He works under cover of the night and no-one really knows who he is or where is is. All we know is that people call him Andy and he likes Hobnobs. But he is a website expert, just look at this gallery thingy that he has done. Its over there to your right. Yeah, thats it. Cool or what.